movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people.

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

daydreams-of-a-fangirl:

elisaherm:

sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

Italy doesn’t make shoes, but pizza

I lost it at Russia xD And what about Germany:We learnt from our mistakes yas!?

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(Source: tomhiddlston)

sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

animethug69:

cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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whats-the-big-deal:

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

hes doing us all a favor

whats-the-big-deal:

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

hes doing us all a favor

You
are the only
person you
need to be
good enough
for.

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas)