*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.
australia; spot on.
Italy doesn’t make shoes, but pizza
I lost it at Russia xD And what about Germany:We learnt from our mistakes yas!?
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life
i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks
are the only
need to be
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors